I think everyone should sit back and think about how great their lives are every so often, because everyone has something going for them.
— Me, and my last failed relationship
…So little time….
I have a problem saying ‘no’ apparently. Maybe I can go to therapy and fix that?? Like “Yes-Anonymous” Does that exist?? *sigh*
I HUUUUUUURTTT!!!! Everywhere. Soooo excited to see the doctors tomorrow. PLEASE FIX ME!!!! =(
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
I can’t wait for this semester to be over. I just cant wait. One more month. One more paper. 4 more critical reviews. 2 more Analysis assignments. 5 more Calc assignments. 2 more midterms. And who the heck knows what I have to do for Compsci. But I can do it.
(If I say it enough times, it might become more true?? ja??)
…I had a Wendy’s chicken burger combo today for lunch.