I think everyone should sit back and think about how great their lives are every so often, because everyone has something going for them.

I think everyone should sit back and think about how great their lives are every so often, because everyone has something going for them.

sooooo true

sooooo true

She stole my boyfriend, but I stole her ruler. I think I got the better end of the trade.

— Me, and my last failed relationship

So many concerts..

…So little time….

I have a problem saying ‘no’ apparently. Maybe I can go to therapy and fix that?? Like “Yes-Anonymous” Does that exist?? *sigh*

*insert complaining title here*

I HUUUUUUURTTT!!!! Everywhere. Soooo excited to see the doctors tomorrow. PLEASE FIX ME!!!! =(

I died laughing at this...
Body:  Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me:  Please, god, no--
Ovaries:  ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain:  I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me:  Please, guys, calm down--
Face:  TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain:  And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso:  Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me:  STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach:  lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me:  I hate you all
Brain:  I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face:  Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus:  what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain:  you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus:  You mother fuckers.
Torso:  CONTRACT!
Me:  I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain:  Me gusta.
One more month….

I can’t wait for this semester to be over. I just cant wait. One more month. One more paper. 4 more critical reviews. 2 more Analysis assignments. 5 more Calc assignments. 2 more midterms. And who the heck knows what I have to do for Compsci. But I can do it.

IcandoitIcandoitIcandoit!!!

(If I say it enough times, it might become more true?? ja??)

I Miss You…

<3

Live more musically.
Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned…

…I had a Wendy’s chicken burger combo today for lunch.